"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
"In 1960, when I came out of prison as an ex-convict, I had more freedom under parolee supervision than there’s available… in America right now."
- Merle Haggard (via tmblrisms)
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste death but once.
Of all the wonders that I have yet heard,
It seems to me the most strange that men should fear,
Seeing that death, a necessary end,
Will come when it will come."
- William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar (via mirroir)
(Source: larmoyante, via potaytoe--potahtoe)
Watching this irl is unreal